If you are like me, you are sick of hearing performance enhancement commercials on TV. It is not bad enough that creepy Smiling Bob from the Enzyte commercials gives me nightmares? At least now the owner of Enzite and his 70+ year old mother have been convicted and sentenced to prison for fraud. Now there is Cealis that can make "that certain part of a male body bigger and last longer"! Lord knows I could stand to be a little bigger and last longer, but I don't want to hear about it on TV! If I want their product, I will look for it on a porn site or I wil go buy a Playboy magazine! Now there is even a "Special Touch" commercial where two middle aged women and a elderly women discuss a new vibrator that fits on your finger. Eeww! That is a mental picture that I did not need! They could have at least have gotten some hot women for this commercial.
And the pies ta resistance. There is now a penis pump, for elderly men, so that they can achieve an erection! And guess what else? Medicare will pay for it! What the hell is up with that??? My health insurance wouldn't even pay for birth control or prenatal vitamins! What will be next? Fertility treatment for unwed teenage girls?
What make it all even worse, however, is that I can not even allow my children to watch TV! They are constantly asking what the commercials are talking about. They are not on just late at night! They are on all the freaking time!
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And the pies ta resistance. There is now a penis pump, for elderly men, so that they can achieve an erection! And guess what else? Medicare will pay for it! What the hell is up with that??? My health insurance wouldn't even pay for birth control or prenatal vitamins! What will be next? Fertility treatment for unwed teenage girls?
What make it all even worse, however, is that I can not even allow my children to watch TV! They are constantly asking what the commercials are talking about. They are not on just late at night! They are on all the freaking time!
If you have any thought on this subject we would be happy to hear them!
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